A Conversation with “Mrs. Melania Trump”

The Setup


  • From: Mrs.Melania Trump <“WWW.”@eos.ocn.ne.jp>
  • Reply-To:  “Mrs.Melania Trump” <msr.melaniatrumpfirstlady@gmail.com>
  • Subject: ATTENTION MY DEAR! From The Office Of Mrs.Melania Trump

ATTENTION MY DEAR! From The Office Of Mrs.Melania Trump

I am Mrs.Melania Trump and I am written to inform you about your
Bank Check Draft brought by United Embassy from the government of
Benin Republic to the white house Washington DC and has been
mandated to be deliver to your address on Saturday, being
March,15,2017 as soon as you get back to me with your below
information.­­
Home address:……
City:…………….
Phone number……..
You check is containing the sum of $20 million USD.
Here is my number Agent number mark Wilkins (442)600-5491.
you can call him or send him an sms,but i prefer sm­s because he is
always busy in the white house and he cant be able to pick calls all the time.
I will be waiting to hear from you immediately, thanks and God
bless you.
Sincerely­­­
Mrs.Melania Trump
First Lady

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Me:

My lady, what an honor to be contacted by the Queen of America
herself! I am humbled and brought to tears (of happiness of course) by
your generosity. I am confused as to why I am getting so much
attention from the little Benin Republic in Africa, but one shouldn’t
look a gift horse in the mouth (as they say around these parts)!

Here is the information you requested, since I am sure your husband is
far too busy to be bothered to ask his aides for little ol’ me!

1) Home address: 16464 Linden Park Ln
2) City: Aurora, IL 60504
3) Phone Number: 555-867-5309

I very much look forward to meeting you, should you deliver the check
in person. I will make sure the wife puts on a good meal and everybody
dresses in their Sunday best. What do you like to eat?

God bless you right back!

JJ Smith!


“Her”:

ATTENTION MY DEAR!
I want you to position your mind that
you are not going to face the same nonsense now,that
is why I take upon myself to fight for you all,I have
assisted about eight beneficiaries since I stated this
fight and they have received their funds and they have
send me with thanks messages and gift because my advice
never fail them. What I want to advice you now is
that, I have discussed with my husband (Mr. President)
regards to your transaction and he guaranteed me
because he knew that I am very much interested in your
transaction and he assured me that he will issue you
presidential immunity waiver certificate which will
authorize your transaction to be made without any delay
from Bank America and immediate your fund is
transferred, there will be no stoppage from any
financial organization like FBI CIA, United Nations
and IMF because the presidential l immunity waiver
certificate number will be attached in your transaction
for every body to know that Mr.President immunity
covers your fund transaction. We deliberated at
length on this issue and he said that this certificate
will be procured at the rate of $370.00 because I am
involve and the payment receipt will be documented for
his political oppositions not to use it against him.
So My Dear, what I will advice you to do now is to try
your possible best to make sure you raise this money
urgently so that I will conclude everything concerning
the delivery of your bank cheque draft to you I don’t
want any delay on this advice, as far as I am involve
and my husband (Mr. President) have assured me of this,
kindly struggle to raise this $370.00 and leave every
other thing concern into this delivery to me and you will
confirm the receipt of your fund into your account by
Next week Monday, this is my word and it is my bond.
Below is the attached copy of my driver license and my
husband idI hope to get your urgent reply. Remain
Blessed,
send the $370.00 to the agent who is to delivery your
Bank Check Draft

send the payment though MONEY GRAM OF WALMART
TRANSFER A
RECEIVER’S NAME++ MARK WILKINS
CITY+++ CHICAGO
COUNTRY+++ USA
AMOUNT ++++ $370.00
ONCE YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT SEND THE PICK UP INFOR
TO HIM ON THIS NUMBER (442)600-5491

Sincerely­­­

Mrs.Melania Trump
Attachments7:47 AM (14 hours ago)

to me
to Ajit


Me:

Your majesty,

I am humbled by your interest in my and i will do everything I can to live honestly and in your name until I draw my final breath! I am also so grateful to Our Glorious Leader Trump (may he reign for a thousand generations) for his part in this. I am amazed to learn that there is such a thing as an immunity certificate, and that it costs so little!

I do have a few questions while we are conversing about the immunity certificate:

1) Is the certificate only good for this one transaction, or is it a time-based thing?
2) Can the certificate be used for other things?
3) Will I be able to keep the certificate after I am finished with this transaction? I was thinking about framing it and putting it on display in the mansion that I am going to buy.

If you can get back to me with the answers to those questions, I will start budgeting for an additional $370 expense this month.

Your loyal subject,

JJ Smith!


“Her”:

After using this certificate for this transaction you make sure you keep it save for future use okay

1) Is the certificate only good for this one transaction, or is it a time-based thing?
(Ans)…..Thanks for your question this certificate can not only be used for one transaction you can make use of it in future make sure you keep it save okay.

2) Can the certificate be used for other things?
(Ans)…..Yes the certificate can be used for other things like showing it to any stoppage from any financial organization like FBI CIA, United Nations and IMF when eve the ask you the sauce of your money you bring out the certificate and show to them okay…..

3) Will I be able to keep the certificate after I am finished with this transaction? I was thinking about framing it and putting it on display in the mansion that I am going to buy.
(Ans)…….Yes you can be able to keep the certificate after you are finished with this transaction and you can also frame it and display it in your mansion and you can also do it a photo copy and display it in your working place okay But make sure you keep the certificate save okay

Like i stated early you have to send the $370.00 to the agent who is to delivery your Bank Check Draft

Send the payment though MONEY GRAM OR WALMART TRANSFER

RECEIVER’S NAME++ MARK WILKINS
CITY+++ CHICAGO
COUNTRY+++ USA
AMOUNT ++++ $370.00

ONCE YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT SEND THE PICK UP INFOR
TO HIM ON THIS NUMBER (442)600-5491…..And make sure you reconfirm your delivery once you send the payment…………..

Sincerely­­­

Mrs. Melania Trump
First Lady


Me:

Your Royal Highness,

I’ve got quite a story for you, and so far it does not have a very happy ending. I had another run-in with the young lady at my local MoneyGram station inside the Wal-Mart when I attempted to send the money to the agent you requested for my certificate. I’ve had run ins with her in the past, she is a very rude and unhelpful young woman with a ghastly face tattoo, not that it matters in the context of the story. She refused to send the money! She she said that you weren’t the real first lady (damn liberal) and even so, she couldn’t send it to Chicago in general, she needed a more specific address. Can you believe that?!

Anyway, here is where the story gets bad. So, in order to get past that hurdle I called up the FBI office in Chicago in order to request the contact information for this Mark Wilkins. I told them I was acting under the instruction of the Empress of America herself, but they laughed at me and told me to drop it! So, as I search the internet to track down this agent and start making phone calls (there are quite a few Mark Wilkins in the phonebook) THE POLICE CAME AND ARRESTED ME FOR SUSPECTED FRAUD!!!!! I tried to tell them that I was merely acting on your behalf and that they should call you to clear the whole thing up, but they wouldn’t listen to me. I spent the entire night and the better part of today in a jail cell until they were forced to release me due to lack of evidence, but the damage to my self-worth was already done. I’ve never in my life felt more ashamed to call myself an American…

I’m sorry about the troubles ma’am, especially if anybody disturbed you on my behalf. I will try to send the money again tomorrow after taking a bus to the next closest MoneyGram station. Can you please clarify which location you need me to send this MoneyGram to so I don’t have as much trouble with the people at the other station?

Forever loyal,

JJ Smith!


“Her”:

Joe Smith stop all this long story if you want to receive your funds you can go to another  MONEY GRAM OR WALMART TRANSFER to send the money to mark Wilkins okay once you get there you don’t have to answer question from them just send the money to the agent i gave you his information and send me the pick up infor then after two to three hours MARK will arrived at your home address okay so i am waiting to here from you right now with the payment information thank you


Send the payment though MONEY GRAM OR WALMART TRANSFER
RECEIVER’S NAME++ MARK WILKINS
CITY+++ CHICAGO
COUNTRY+++ USA
AMOUNT ++++ $370.00

ONCE YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT SEND THE PICK UP INFOR
TO HIM ON THIS NUMBER (442)600-5491…..And make sure you reconfirm your delivery once you send the payment…………..

Sincerely­­­
Mrs. Melania Trump
First Lady

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